A cool video from the Australian government by Mike Doohan about the dangers of street racing.

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A person who shows symptoms of obsessive compulsive disorder and deviant sexual behavior in relation to motorcycling, symptoms usually persist for up to 6 months at a time (or however long the riding season lasts) but may persist indefinitely and may include the following:

-Excessive thoughts about motorcycles, motorcycling and related material.

-Disproportionate spending of income on motorcycle related items including but not limited to: new motorcycles, safety gear, performance parts, non-performance parts, race tickets, track days, premium gas, books, videos etc.

-Aimless wandering while on a motorcycle.

-Losing track of time while on a motorcycle .

-Physical symptoms of withdrawal during long absences of riding.

-Turned on by humping motorcycles, the shape of car bodies, the sound, smell or look of exhaust.

-Finding some aspect of internal combustion or vehicles erotic.

Motosexuals will also forgo food and/or sex in favor of “quality time’ with their motorcycle and often transcend into deviant sexual behavior including but not limited to the following:

-Sexual thoughts and behaviors involving the use of a motorcycle.

-Association of motorcycle related items with sex.

-Fetishes involving the use of gear such as helmets, gloves, jackets and boots.

-Fetishes involving any number of fluids used in motorcycle maintenance especially those in which the fluid is a lubricant.

Motosexuals are unique in that they are aware of their condition and even pleased by it.

It has been 44 days since i had my accident and i have been on pain killers almost every day for the past 44 days….the reason am still on pain killers is that my shoulder is still hurting and according to the doctor it could take up to 3 month for the pain to go away completely …now the problem with the pain killer am taking is that its very strong to an extend that you can’t do anything that requires concentration…its like being high on drugs, its not a bad feeling at all.. its actually a nice one, it puts you in a very cool mood, but you can’t concentrate so you can’t work, a simple task like writing an email could take forever !!

Yesterday the weather was nice, and the movement of my shoulder became much better so i decided to take the bike for a spin… i told myself that am gona ride slowly and just enjoy the sun and cool breeze…after 10 minutes on the bike the blood start circulating faster, my glands start secreting that Epinephrine hormone, Epinephrine reaches my brain…my brain tells my right hand to twist the throttle a bit more and unleash some of the 173hps’ between my legs….the more i twist the throttle the bigger the Epinephrine dose become… i start feeling better, and all my pains disappear, ahhhh i feel alive again ….my brain is clear as if i drank a gallon of coffee, i feel like a teen again…yes thats the power of Epinephrine, i guess thats why they call us Adrenaline junkies.

Long live Adrenaline, the best pain killer ever.

There is nothing better for the ramadan headache than a chilled Cappuccino Freddo, nick named Capa Freddo is the cold version of a cappuccino….espresso over ice topped with frothed milk, i have all the tools and i’ll be indulging in one today.

It’s been more than 6 month since my last workout, and am not happy about it… i was feeling lazy and getting my Endorphin fix from riding the bike…but now it’s too hot to ride and my body is growing boobs that looks like a pair of empty socks hanging from my chest all the way to my waist…so i had to take action.

Yesterday was my first day, and i hate the first couple of weeks…you have to take it easy and wait until you are back in shape to really enjoy the workout…am only doing 30 min on the bicycle and a one exercise for each of the five major muscles using very light weight if any.

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl ‘Will you marry me?

The girl said, ‘NO’

The guy lived happily ever after …. rode motorcycles, stayed out late, played video games a lot, drank beer, slept at the sofa, left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

The End

Dictated to a fellow blogger

A scientific study claims that riding motorcycles helps keep riders young by invigorating their brains, rider’s brain gets simulated when riding motorbikes because it requires heigh levels of alertness.

Experiments involving middle aged men -like me- concluded that in a convenient and easy environment, the human mind and body get used to setting the hurdle low, and riding motorcycles is the way to smart ageing!!!

I think riding in Kuwait can over stimulate the brain and could lead to early againg.

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I don’t know how this happend, i was putting my socks on when i noticed it!!

Looks as if i spilled hot water over it

It’s twisting the throttle now.